Serious Skincare.
Ass Name.
Donkey-milk based soap with real lather, intentional grit, and zero filler.
Funny enough to gift. Good enough to steal back.
Why Donk?
We take the soap seriously. Nothing else.
Donkey Milk Base — Traditionally used in skincare for its gentle, rich feel. Cleopatra bathed in this stuff. We just put it in a bar.
Intentional Texture — Clean lather, optional grit. Scrubs without stripping.
No Junk — No filler ingredients added just to sound impressive.
The Full Donk
$36.00
This is how Donk is meant to be used.
Three bars. Three jobs. One box.
Big Donk Energy for grit.
Fresh Donk to wake up.
Dirty Donk for everything else.
No choices. No guesswork. Just the full lineup.
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The Bars
Each bar does one job. Most people don’t stop at one.
Get updates from Donk
New batches. Occasional updates. No nonsense.